aard's web page of hate and disgust

hi, i'm aard.

i'm a twenty-something software developer currently living in miami, florida. i used to have a web page here full of outdated and embarassing material so i've decided to upgrade to this new contentless void for better synergy with the status quo of the world wide web.

here are some things i'm interested in:

• chocolate
• imogen heap
• video games
• astronomy
• john barnes
• photography
• mexican food
• eels
• barry lyndon
• buffalo sauce
• time travel
• investing

here are some things i don't like:

• cleaning up messes that i didn't create
• people who can't follow traffic laws
• cigarettes
• mushrooms
• outsourcing
• mondays
• rushing it in at the last minute
• noisy children
• "web 2.0"
• sushi
• javascript
• mornings
• you

ha ha; that last one is a joke, you see.